If you poop 5+ times a day, paper is destroying you.
IBS, Crohn’s, a gut with its own agenda, every extra trip means more dry-paper friction on already-raw skin. Hamroid cleans with gentle water, so frequent doesn’t have to mean painful.
Use it for 60 nights. If your bathroom trips aren’t noticeably better, full refund, keep your dignity, get your money back.
Why people switch to water
Gentle on raw skin
Soft water instead of sandpaper. A godsend when you’re already sore.
Survives public restrooms
Your clean comes with you. No more bracing for cheap, rough paper.
Quiet & discreet
Looks like a water bottle. No one in the next stall has a clue.
Dial in the pressure
Gentle on flare days, stronger when you need it. You’re in control.
People who get it
“5 to 8 trips a day with UC. Public bathrooms were torture. This is the first thing that actually helped.”
“My flare-ups calmed down within a week of ditching dry paper. I keep one at home and one at work.”
“IBS-D for 10 years. I travel for work and this lives in my bag now. Genuinely life-changing.”
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More trips = more damage. Unless you stop wiping.
Here's the part no one says out loud: the only way paper cleans is by rubbing. And you can't heal a sore spot you re-scrape a dozen times a day.
Paper cleans by friction
Dry paper, and even “gentle” wet wipes, only work by dragging across your skin. On a hemorrhoid or fissure that drag is re-injury: the sting, the spotting of blood, a raw spot torn open again on the next trip.
Hamroid cleans by pressure, not contact
A focused, aerated water jet lifts everything up and away without a single touch. Dial it from Strong to dislodge, down to Soft for skin that's already inflamed. You set the force, your skin never takes the hit.
No contact means it can finally heal
Take away the daily re-tearing and the skin gets the one thing wiping never allowed: a chance to close, calm down, and stop flaring. That's the whole mechanism, no friction, no re-injury.
Relief, on a timeline
Day one
The first wipe-free clean. No dragging, no grit, just water. Most people feel the difference immediately. (verify)
Week one
Less itch, less burn. Without daily friction re-irritating the skin, things start to calm down.
Month one
A new normal. Bathroom trips stop being something you brace for, at home, at work, anywhere.
The specs
Docks on 28mm standard
About 150 cleans
+ 3 & 5-hole outlet
Fully waterproof
Hamroid vs the roll
| HAMROID | DRY PAPER | WET WIPES | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gentle on inflamed skin | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| Actually rinses clean | ✓ | ✕ | ~ |
| No harsh chemicals | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Won’t clog / flushable worry | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Works in any bathroom | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Adjustable pressure | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| Cost per use over time | $ | $$ | $$$ |
Frequent flusher FAQ
I go a lot, will the tank last a full clean?
Yes, It docks onto any standard water bottle, so you have as much water as the bottle holds. Refill from any tap in seconds, or add the optional 450ml travel bottle.
Is it gentle enough for a flare-up?
The lowest pressure mode is very soft, designed for already-sore skin. Dial it up only when you want to.
Can I actually use it in a public restroom?
That’s the whole point. It’s pocket-sized, quiet, and self-contained, fill it, use it, rinse it. No bidet plumbing required.
Is it discreet?
It looks like a water bottle and ships in plain packaging. Nobody needs to know.
What if it doesn’t help?
60-day money-back guarantee, no awkward questions. Send it back for a full refund.
It started with a problem nobody talks about.
Like a lot of people, we spent years assuming dry toilet paper was just… how you clean. Then came the irritation, the flare-ups, and the dread of every public restroom on a trip. (personalize this founder story)
Turns out most of the world already figured this out, they clean with water. We just wanted a version that actually fit in a pocket, charged like a phone, and didn’t look like a medical device.
So we made Hamroid. Toilet paper was never the answer.
Stop bracing for the bathroom.
Clean with water, anywhere. Your skin, and your day, will thank you.
Get Hamroid, $25.90
What dry paper is really doing back there
It feels harmless. It isn’t. Here’s the chain reaction, one wipe at a time.
You wipe, and wipe
Dry paper only cleans by friction. The harder and more often you go (hello, IBS), the more you scrape already-delicate skin.
The skin tears
That friction opens tiny cracks, fissures, you can’t see. They sting, and they give bacteria a way in.
Everything inflames
Skin that never heals stays red, itchy and swollen. Veins bulge into hemorrhoids. The cycle repeats every single day.
This is what’s going on inside
Swollen veins in and around the anal canal become hemorrhoids, internal (up inside) or external (the tender lump you can feel). Repeated friction, straining and sitting keep them irritated.
Nearly 3 in 4 adults get hemorrhoids at some point.
Mayo Clinic: “Nearly three out of four adults will have hemorrhoids from time to time.” mayoclinic.org
And about half of adults over 50 have them. Source: U.S. NIH / NIDDK. niddk.nih.gov
Every wipe reopens the wound
Once a hemorrhoid or fissure is there, dry paper isn’t cleaning, it’s scraping an open sore. That’s the sharp sting, and the streak of blood on the paper. Each rub re-tears the skin, so it never gets to close, and the flare just keeps going.
Friction & pressure → pain and bleeding
Rubbing inflamed hemorrhoids and fissures causes pain and bright-red bleeding, and aggressive wiping keeps them irritated. Cleveland Clinic. clevelandclinic.org
Re-injury → it never heals
A fissure that keeps getting reopened struggles to close, turning a one-off tear into a chronic, recurring problem. Cleveland Clinic, Anal Fissures. clevelandclinic.org
No contact → a chance to recover
Stop the daily friction and you stop the daily re-tearing, the one thing that finally lets sore skin calm down. That’s the entire point of cleaning with water, not paper.
It climbs with every decade
In a study of 194,620 adults, hemorrhoidal disease rose steadily with age, and it already shows up in your 20s.
Per-decade prevalence in a 194,620-adult cohort. Source: Scientific Reports (Nature), 2022. View study. Care-seeking studies report higher overall rates (up to ~39%).
Peak risk lands at ages 45–65
before rates decline after 65. Johanson & Sonnenberg, Gastroenterology, 1990. View study
By 50+, about half of adults have had them
U.S. NIH / NIDDK, 2024. niddk.nih.gov
In pregnancy, 25–35% of women are affected
most often in the third trimester. NIH-hosted review. View review
Paper isn’t just paper
Many rolls are processed with chemicals and additives. You’re rubbing them into the most sensitive skin on your body, several times a day.
A 2023 study detected PFAS “forever chemicals” in toilet paper sampled across four continents. Recycled rolls can also carry BPA, and fragrances and dyes are common skin irritants.
Sources: Thompson et al., Environmental Science & Technology Letters, 2023 (PFAS study); Liao & Kannan, Environ. Sci. Technol., 2011 (BPA in recycled paper).
Clean it without touching it
The damage was never the dirt. It was the rubbing. Hamroid trades friction for a focused, aerated stream of water that lifts everything away without dragging anything across raw skin, no scrubbing, no chemicals, no re-tearing.
For skin that’s already sore, that’s the whole difference: a wound that gets to heal instead of one you reopen every single trip.
In a 2024 randomized trial, a low-force warm-water bidet eased post-procedure anal discomfort comparably to a warm sitz bath.
Source: Lee et al., BMC Surgery, 2024. BMC Surgery
What the research actually says
Nearly 3 in 4 adults will have hemorrhoids at some point.
Mayo Clinic. mayoclinic.org
~50% of adults over 50 have hemorrhoids.
U.S. NIH / NIDDK, 2024. niddk.nih.gov
PFAS “forever chemicals” were detected in toilet paper across four continents.
Environ. Sci. & Technol. Letters, 2023. View study
Clinicians note wiping with too much friction irritates delicate skin.
Cleveland Clinic, Pruritus Ani. clevelandclinic.org
A warm-water bidet eased post-procedure discomfort comparably to a sitz bath.
RCT, BMC Surgery, 2024. View trial
Recycled-paper products can carry BPA.
Liao & Kannan, Environ. Sci. Technol., 2011. View study
Documented cases link a wet-wipe preservative (MI) to perianal dermatitis.
Pediatrics, 2014. PubMed
Educational information only. Hamroid is a personal-hygiene device, not a medical device, and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition. If you have symptoms, see a qualified clinician.